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Hard to go past this hilarious Woody Allen story in the New Yorker about how investors, who came back into world as lobsters, take their revenge on a hapless Bernard Madoff at a swank Upper East Side seafood restaurant. Read it. Just brilliant stuff.

• Madoff's son in slug fest
• How Madoff played the SEC for suckers
• Madoff calls SEC's Schapiro a "dear friend": jailhouse interview
• Madoff hires prison consultant
• Madoff: The Godfather's legacy
• Throwing the book at Madoff
• The Stanford-Madoff connection
• Madoff's wife withdrew $15 million before her husband's arrest
• The Madoff debacle: how did people get sucked in?
• SEC fails on post-Madoff reforms
• Madoff: Club Fed for dummies
• Madoff madness